Me: "None of them are bad. Those are all good guys."
Ben: "No! I mean bad like tough and cool."
Me: "You mean the bad you-know-whats?"
Ben: "Yeah, but I'm not allowed to say the bad word for butt."
Me: "OK Ben. Who is the best?"
Ben: "The FBI."
Me: "Why the FBI?"
Ben: "Because they have the coolest equipment. They have cars, trucks and planes like the other guys. But only the FBI has SPACESHIPS!"
Me: "The FBI has spaceships?"
Ben: "Yeah. You should already know this stuff Mom, but it's OK. I'll teach you."