Between the constant bickering, rampant destruction, crazy acrobatics and the limitless fiascos involving poop, raising boys is one crazy ride.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Sleep Is Good

Ben: "Mom, you know how when you pick your nose a lot you run out of boogers?"
Me: "You shouldn't pick your nose at all."
Ben: "Well, all you have to do is go to sleep and your nose makes more. That's the most best part about sleeping. You get all new boogers when you wake up."

Rude Couch

Ben: "Mom, can I make a pillow fort on the couch?"
Me: "Sure Ben. Go ahead."
Ryan: "Mommy, pillow fart on couch? Ewww! It say excuse me."

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Mom's Night Out

Ben: "Mom, maybe you should go out tonight. I think you need a break."
Me: "What makes you say that?"
Ben: "Because you are sooo cranky. Duh! Don't worry, I'll take care of Daddy and Ryan. You go have fun."

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Crafty Kids

Ben: "Mom, can I paint?"
Me: "Sure. You like arts and crafts don't you?"
Ben: "Yeah, they're my favorite!"
Ryan: "Yay! Arse and craps!!!"